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- We have an insanity plea that would have saved Cain. — Mark Twain
- Let me tell you what the Cain Doctrine would be, as it relates to Israel if I were president. You mess with… — Herman Cain
- ...there's nothin' in life that's worth doin', if it cain't be done from a horse... — Red Steagall
- The sentence of the first murderer was pronounced by the Supreme Judge of the universe. Was it death? No, it was life.… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- God the first garden made, and the first city Cain. — Abraham Cowley
- James Cain - faugh! Everything he touches smells like a billygoat. He is every kind of writer I detest, a faux naix,… — Raymond Chandler
- How do you beat Obama? Beat him with a Cain! — Herman Cain
- That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it… — William Shakespeare