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Brain Quotes by Dave Barry
- The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each…
- It is a well- known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to…
- The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains,…
- Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
- There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head,…
- While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited,…
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- I was slightly brain damaged at birth, and I want people like me to see that they shouldn't let a disability get… — Susan Boyle
- I've no idea where ideas come from and I hope I never find out; it would spoil the excitement for me if… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I'd love to go to art school. I'd love to learn how to draw. I'd love to be fluent in Spanish. I'd… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Music can minister to minds diseased, pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow, raze out the written troubles of the brain, and… — William Shakespeare
- I hope you never hear those words. Your mom. She died. They are different than other words. They are too big to… — Mitch Albom
- A full belly makes a dull brain — Benjamin Franklin
- It's actually amazing because you go so far into another side of your brain when you're studying something completely different, and I… — Dido Armstrong