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Born Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
- When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
- When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything…
- When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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