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Boat Quotes by Dave Barry
- Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform…
- I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble.…
- There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs…
- It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large…
- You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance…
- It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with…
- Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up…
- He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin…
- Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.
- But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me…
More Boat Quotes
- There is little man has made that approaches anything in nature, but a sailing ship does. There is not much man has… — Alan Villiers
- I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am doing my… — Arthur Ashe
- Sailing a boat calls for quick action, a blending of feeling with the wind and water as well as with the very… — George Matthew Adams
- The boat dipped and swayed and sometimes took on water, but it did not sink; the two brothers had waterproofed it well.… — Stephen King
- I respected it. I submerged myself into it. So on a lot of days off I would go and fish with the… — Emeril Lagasse
- Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing a bunch… — Travis Barker
- God made man to go by motives, and he will not go without them, any more than a boat without steam or… — Henry Ward Beecher
- I like to windsurf and ski, and most of all I love to ride horses. The wilder and faster the better! If… — Andrea Bocelli