"He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems……" — Dave Barry
"He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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More Boat Quotes
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I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am…
— Arthur Ashe
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Sailing a boat calls for quick action, a blending of feeling with the wind and water as well as with…
— George Matthew Adams
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Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing…
— Travis Barker
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We did not all come over on the same ship, but we are all in the same boat.
— Bernard Baruch
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God made man to go by motives, and he will not go without them, any more than a boat without…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I like to windsurf and ski, and most of all I love to ride horses. The wilder and faster the…
— Andrea Bocelli
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
— Elayne Boosler
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Thoughts will change and shift just like the wind and the water when you're on the boat; thoughts are no…
— Jeff Bridges
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Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive…
— Warren Buffett
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As soon as you set foot on a yacht you belong to some man, not to yourself, and you die…
— Coco Chanel
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
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I don't find any real rivalries with crime and thriller writers anyway. That might sound a little Pollyanna, but for…
— Harlan Coben
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