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- The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that…
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global…
- President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster…
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically…
- A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he…
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
- After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I…
- It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
- Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't…
- According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
- Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.
More Bills Quotes
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee. — F. Lee Bailey
- Bill Stevenson of The Descendants is really good, too. — Travis Barker
- One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you… — Charles Barkley
- As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot… — Roseanne Barr
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it… — Dave Barry