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- Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ... window and slit…
- Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
- Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There…
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- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee. — F. Lee Bailey
- Bill Stevenson of The Descendants is really good, too. — Travis Barker
- As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot… — Roseanne Barr
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. — Dave Barry
- Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history. — Paul Begala
- The Confederates had suspected Wild Bill of being a spy for two or three days, and had watched him closely. — Buffalo Bill
- You know, if you look back in the 1930s, the money went to infrastructure. The bridges, the municipal buildings, the roads, those… — Michael Bloomberg
- Mr. President, the buzz saw that your healthcare bill ran into wasn't lobbyists and special interests it was tens of millions of… — John Boehner
- House Republicans want to pass a strong border security, illegal immigration bill. We want a bill. There is no ifs, ands or… — John Boehner