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Before Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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