"Health - what my friends are always drinking……" — Phyllis Diller
"Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down."
Related Quotes
- Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson
- Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health. — Bare Naked Ladies
- To me drink is my best friend cuz its allways there when I'm feeling down — Unknown Author
- There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard
- What in the world is a hangover cure? — Brian Wilson
- What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for… — James Joyce
- Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled. — Rick Riordan
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and… — Mark Twain
- Alcohol is the cause of all my problems. — Jayson Williams
- Friends that drink together, stay together — Gothsynyster
127 Quotes by Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller has 127 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the…
- When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter.…
- I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It…
- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a…
- The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . .…
- Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up…
- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
- I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about…
- I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you…
- Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the…
- If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have…
- A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
More Always Drinking Quotes
This quote is filed under Always Drinking Quotes, one of 3 quotes in that category. Here are a few more: