"There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink...……" — Shemp Howard
"There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now."
More Drink Quotes
- High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
- If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
- I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink… — Erykah Badu
- I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein.… — Travis Barker
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry