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- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global…
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they…
- Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
- According to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years.…
- USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more…
- The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one…
- Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral…
More Been Quotes
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you… — Orlando Bloom
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. So stop judging me, and… — Nishan Panwar
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour