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Been Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
- If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.
- Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
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