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Become Quotes by Jack Handey
- If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.
- Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In…
- I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum…
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- The more dubious and uncertain an instrument violence has become in international relations, the more it has gained in reputation and appeal… — Hannah Arendt
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- We tend to become what the most important person in our life thinks we will become. Think the best, believe the best,… — John C. Maxwell
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- Salvation means knowing the truth. We do not become anything; we are what we are. Salvation [comes] by faith and not by… — Swami Vivekananda
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- One of the things that distinguishes man from the other animals is that he wants to know things, wants to find out… — C.S. Lewis
- If you become more sensitive to beauty, to poetry, that means your love has blossomed. And all the energy that has been… — Rajneesh