« All Asteroid Quotes · Jack Handey's Page
Asteroid Quotes by Jack Handey
More Asteroid Quotes
- On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman… — Jon Stewart
- Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations... — Dave Barry
- And you know, talk about something else is falling from the sky. And that is an asteroid. What's coming our way? Is… — Unknown Author
- We no longer need to discuss whether or not it is safe – over a decade and a half with three trillion… — Mark Lynas
- It occurred to Susan that men were always waiting for something cataclysmic-love or war or a giant asteroid. Every man wanted to… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
- When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when… — Gail Simone
- Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But in the future, maybe… — Jack Handey