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Assuming Quotes by Dave Barry
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
- I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the curriculum in Trend…
- WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.
- What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume…
More Assuming Quotes
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- All too often arrogance accompanies strength, and we must never assume that justice is on the side of the strong. The use… — Theodore Bikel
- Thus if we know a child has had sufficient opportunity to observe and acquire a behavioral sequence, and we know he is… — Urie Bronfenbrenner
- Negotiation in the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties more anxious to agree than to disagree. — Dean Acheson
- Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if… — Marcus Aurelius
- When it comes to personnel issues, I act professionally and respectful of former employees. I just assume that's a two-way street. It's… — Michele Bachmann
- I consider the government of the United States as interdicted by the Constitution from intermeddling with religious institutions, their doctrines, discipline, or… — Thomas Jefferson
- I was a real loner in high school, even though people assume I was the head cheerleader. — Kate Bosworth