Famous Asshole Words

331 Asshole quotes by 217 unique authors

If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car. — Nikhil Saluja
A woman's logic: He's nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, get my heart broken, and preach, All guy's are the… — Matt Carter
It always saddens me when someone says I'm not funny, then my wife tickles my asshole and I feel better again. — Nikhil Saluja
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja
Im nothing but a lowlife asshole and looks are very decieving so if your gonna criticise me for nothing go ahead see how far youse… — Unknown Author

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