Best Asshole Qoutes

331 Asshole quotes by 217 unique authors

Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck… — Eric Cartman
From all the shit talk, your breath smells like an asshole. — Unknown Author
Now you goofy. Im an asshole and my car dufus. Mikey rock chucks like the cool kids. — Tyga
Talkin' 'bout baby money, I gotcha baby money. Kidnap your bitch, get that how much you love your lady money. I know you fake, nigga.… — Lil Wayne
Its Funny how a best friend turns into an asshole couse of jealousy — Marwa
Im not an asshole I just dont give a fuck alot the only time I do is when a bitch is screaming tyler stop! — Tyler The Creator
Kat Stratford: What is it, Asshole Day? — 10 Things I Hate About You
Nigger,nigger fucker,nigger fuck me in the asshole — Unknown Author
Im a fuckin asshole bitch — Drake
When someone calls you and asshole, then later asks you to talk, just say — Unknown Author
The biggest achievement is to be Human in life and not an Asshole professional. -IHR — Unknown Author
Hitler might not have been such an asshole if he hadn't been left hanging for all his high fives. — Latest
Swag dosnt involve being an asshole to girls. — Kid Cudi
Im rich, that doesn't mean I'm an asshole. Just means people love what I do. I love what I do. No haters gonna change that. — Chris Brown
I know that I am the most popular girl in school, but that doesn't mean that you're too. I have always known that boys are… — Unknown Author
Im in the Rolls getting chode from the hoe of your dreams. Asshole, pretty toes, keep a hoe on the scene. — Unknown Author
The momment when you remember the good time's how much you were in love , When you only stuck in it because you felt like… — Unknown Author
You work with them so they make money u give them money so they are happy bail them out of jail and u are still… — Unknown Author
When you are nice to girls they like you , but when you're an asshole they love you. — Unknown Author
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
I wish I can f**k every girl in the world bitch asshole...ha ha — Dgee
All guys are the same. Uh no they aren't, I think you just got a little dizzy and fell for the same asshole as before.… — Jorden
Supper last night was a beautiful love letter to my stomach. And then it was a Dear John letter to my asshole! — Unknown Author
Kevin? He's such an asshole! I'm kidding. He's incredible, he's so smart, with it, and so giving as a host. If I say something crazy… — Candace Bailey
Whatever character you play, remember they are always doing something. They are not just talking. They are alive; going through a drama in which they… — Tom Hardy

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