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- I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in… — Josh Kilmer-Purcell
- Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon
- Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy. — George Saintsbury
- Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an… — Mitch Hedberg
- The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller
- To limit yourself to a label of "alcoholic" is masochistic and false if you have awakened a deeper spiritual identity within and… — Deepak Chopra
- If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight… — Emile M. Cioran
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would… — George Carlin