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Age Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
- I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
- Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with…
- At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
- I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room…
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my…
- At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform…
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
More Age Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- We live in an age of instant knowledge. And there's almost a sense of entitlement to that. — J. J. Abrams
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- I love things that age well - things that don't date, that stand the test of time and that become living examples… — Giorgio Armani
- I knew from the age of 16 that I wanted to be a writer because I just didn't think I could do… — Paul Auster
- The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next. — Matthew Arnold
- You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. — Victoria Abril
- In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every… — Brooks Atkinson
- Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
- For years I wanted to be older, and now I am. — Margaret Atwood