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Age Quotes by Dave Barry
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
- The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
- Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass…
- Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
- When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!
More Age Quotes
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- We live in an age of instant knowledge. And there's almost a sense of entitlement to that. — J. J. Abrams
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I didn't know a time when there wasn't a war because I spent all my time from the age of two or… — David Bailey
- Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves… — Bernard Baruch