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After Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States.…
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate…
- I believed in global warming after Al Gore's movie made money; the market had spoken.
- Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional…
- Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam…
- After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.
More After Quotes
- It is not possible to provide evidence of life after death to the five senses anymore than it is possible to provide… — Gary Zukav
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- In fact, I thought that Christianity was very a good and a very valuable thing for us. But after a while, I… — Chinua Achebe
- Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is… — Richard Bach
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- I think you may see again a rise at the federal government level for a - a call for the federal constitutional… — Michele Bachmann
- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been… — Albert Einstein