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- Infiniti ads are part of an exciting new trend called "Advertising Whose Sole Purpose Is to Irritate You."
- Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of…
- To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to…
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- Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind. — Neil Armstrong
- When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made… — Jensen Ackles
- I am so spoiled. I cannot watch a show where it gets interrupted for ads. I have to TiVo it and skip… — Alan Ball
- Ten bajillion product ads notwithstanding, your looks are another thing that's basically genetic. — Martha Beck
- Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who… — William Bernbach
- Nobody counts the number of ads you run; they just remember the impression you make. — William Bernbach
- The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people… — Jeff Bezos
- Here you have a new technology, and if that technology is going to work, you must allow people to provide central indexes… — David Boies