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- Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad…
- The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
- We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
- If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
- In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
- We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of…
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- The most deeply personal of my works are the non-fiction works, the autobiographical works, because there, I'm talking about myself very directly. — Paul Auster