Funny facebook status Quote by Brittney Download Open image “U see that there on the floor? Thats the taste she done slapped out ur mouth lol” — Brittney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Girl I can't feel my face, what are we smokin' anyway. She said don't let the high go to waste, but can you taste… — Frank Ocean Copy Share Image
Tell me did you see her face? tell me did you smell her taste? tell me what's the difference? don't they all just look… — 30 Seconds To Mars Copy Share Image
She throw it at me like I'm just one strike away. Sometimes life is hard to swallow, but she like to taste. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I went from spin the bottle to kiss the model .To 3 more seconds we gon find out if she spits or swallows. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
“When her pink tongue slipped out to taste her swollen bottom lip, I nearly cried out with sudden want again.” — Christina Boyd Copy Share Image
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that means that I won't be able to eat for the rest of the night. I'm… — Brittney Copy Share Image
When life gives u skittlez throw them at your friends and say tase the stupid rainbow — Brittney Copy Share Image
The first step of forgiveness should be to establish that the person is an idiot. — Brittney Copy Share Image
He's not perfect. Neither are you. The two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once,… — Brittney Copy Share Image
It's love its a word no one can express but feel you should never try to express, but feel. — Brittney Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
