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Comedy Quote by Bob Sapp

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“I did comedy shows and the only thing beating out my fights were my comedy shows. The entertainment I was providing was ridiculous. They had me doing absolutely everything and anything.”

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If you're very good, that can sometimes actually hurt you. How? Well, the promoter might say, man, he's going to come over here and…

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I will receive no damage to my body that will be long-lasting for a small, insignificant amount of cash.

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I've been training in all sorts of fighting.

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I am No. 1 in every media category.

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I'm getting TV coverage just about everywhere as they compare the 'Bob Sapp phenomenon' to the biggest thing from Pokemon to Godzilla.

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I'm getting paid well underneath what a professional boxer would, or Manny Pacquiao. So in no means ever will I sustain long-lasting damage for…

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The fans like me more than just as a fighter. I really enjoy it.

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If I want to go to a dance club, I have to rent out the whole club.

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At Rizin, you can actually be a pro fighter. You can step it up. You can blast, you know. You'll be alright.

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I'd love to just do movies and play with my cat.

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I'm a sex symbol.

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I pinch myself everyday. Japan is a dream come true. The best food, the best people, a real paradise.

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