I've made my evolutionary purpose and had children. I don't care if anybody likes me, I'm going to do what I want… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
They are two very different people. It's almost a modern-day 'Odd Couple,' if I had to characterize it, with the two of… — Dawn Ostroff Copy Share Image
It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I'd spent ten years in London, writing and performing my own comedy shows. They gave me the Cheers [scenes], and I thought… — Shelley Long Copy Share Image
Today's tragedy in Paris reminds us very viscerally that it's a right that some people are inexplicably forced to die for. So… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories. — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Everyone goes through all kinds of relationship situations. I'm lucky that I get to be on two comedy shows [during divorce]. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I do an act, and I've been doing an act for 50 years. I do a variety show, which is a musical… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy… — Tom Lenk Copy Share Image
MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I think people tune in to watch a football game because they want to watch a football game. If they wanted to… — Dan Dierdorf Copy Share Image
It's very hard to watch comedy for me, when I'm doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp. — Matt Labash Copy Share Image
I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a… — Cher Copy Share Image
One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
My show is an adult comedy show, but it isn't offensive. Your kids could listen to it, even though I hope they… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
