"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so……" — Billy Connolly
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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More Bicycle Quotes
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one of 282 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If I can bicycle, I bicycle.
— David Attenborough
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All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of…
— Christian Bale
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A few years ago, I bought an old red bicycle with the words Free Spirit written across its side -…
— Drew Barrymore
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I like the evening in India, the one magic moment when the sun balances on the rim of the world,…
— James Cameron
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A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through…
— Steve Carell
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Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're…
— Tori Amos
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It was absolutely perfect. You can handle this large aircraft as you can handle a bicycle.
— Unknown Author
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Consider a man riding a bicycle. Whoever he is, we can say three things about him. We know he got…
— William Golding
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Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
— John F. Kennedy
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It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat…
— Ernest Hemingway
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The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book…
— A A Milne
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Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls.
— Bob Weir
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