Funny Wedding Quotes
- Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
- 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? — George Carlin
- It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. — H. L. Mencken
- The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding. — Cat Deeley
- In the end, it's all about perseverance. — Dean Koontz
- A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians. — Patrick Dempsey
- Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. — Billy Connolly
- Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle. — Heinrich Heine
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor
- Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. — Samuel Johnson