Chance Quote by Bill Hicks Download Open image “I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego...” — Bill Hicks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chance Ego Giving Hell Satan Snowball
“One of Satan’s greatest fears is that women will find out who they really are and what a significant role they play in his… — Jentezen Franklin Copy Share Image
Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Just remember what Satan says: "I teach men what I learn from women!” — Hanan Al-Shaykh Copy Share Image
“If I were Satan and wanted to destroy a society, I think I would stage a full blown blitz on women. I would keep… — Patricia Holland Copy Share Image
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why! — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Women give themselves to God when the devil wants nothing more to do with them. — Sophie Arnould Copy Share Image
“Lucifer will be furious with you for failing, but it's not like he can do anything about it. Women don't always do what you… — Trinity Faegen Copy Share Image
Make no mistake: Satan’s specialty is psychological warfare. If he can turn us on God (“It’s not fair!”), or turn us on others (“It’s… — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
The devil, my friends, is a woman just now. 'Tis a woman that reigns in Hell. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
But when feminists suggest that God might be a She without suggesting that the Devil might also be female, they must be opposed. — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“The women of the Church are the hope of the world precisely because it is not possible to limit the influence of a woman… — Sheri L. Dew Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Before I debuted, it was my goal to make my debut, and afterwards, I aimed at winning champion titles on television music shows, and… — Hyuna Copy Share Image
I understand it's promotion, but no one ever gave me a chance. No one ever thought I'd be the champ, and look where I'm… — Stipe Miocic Copy Share Image
I might, by chance, write something just as shoddy; But then I wouldn't show it to everybody. — Moliere Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
The happy medium is television. And if you find a good suitor, you can do it for years. With movies, you roll the dice.… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
I get afraid of the dark if I'm in a great deal of dark, and I have to move around inside of that fear...… — Emil Ferris Copy Share Image
I have heard that if you pull a bent breath through the second hole of a harmonica tuned to the key of Georgia while… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
There are times when we can feel destiny close around us like a fist around a doorknob. Sure, we can resist. But a knob… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Pain held no terror for him. Pain was, if not friend, then family, something he had grown up with in his crèche, learning to… — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
Love changes people, for better or for worse. You could look at it as a chance for you to change. The best kind of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Childhood is Last Chance Gulch for happiness. After that, you know too much. — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image