Comedy Quote by Bernie Glassman

An old philosopher said to Monsieur Coignard, a Reverend Father: 'You are a pig!' To which Abad Coignard answered: 'You flatter me, sir. But…

— Anatole France

There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

Some great poet or philosopher once said that " he who goes to nature for comfort must go to her empty handed " ,…

— Flora Thompson

A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'

— Anonymous

There was once a philosopher who said, 'I don't believe in God, but I fear him greatly.' That's about where I am.

— Charles Krauthammer

“We make sense of the world, some philosopher once said, only through its rearrangement, through a constant shift in perspective coupled with a slight…

— John Gregory Brown

An Italian philosopher said that "time was his estate"; an estate indeed which will produce nothing without cultivation, but will always abundantly repay the…

— Samuel Johnson

“Or, as Sextus, the ancient Pythagorian philosopher, said, “The wise man is always similar to himself.”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“A philosopher once said 'Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human? Pointless,…

— Stardust

“A philosopher,' said Mrs. Cantanker, stalking across the study, black heels clicking, ruby silks whispering around her ankles, 'is one who attempts to capture…

— Stefan Bachmann

“You can’t tolerate a decent and swift conclusion to a skirmish between an individual and what you call society, as long as you have…

— Rex Stout

“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a…

— Ricky Gervais