Best Nikhil Saluja Proverbs
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I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Answering
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Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat..
Baptize
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Love doesn't lie, people do. Love doesn't leave, people do. Love won't hurt you, people will.
Breakup
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Stay strong, be positive. We all struggle sometimes.
All
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Texting is fine, calling is okay. But being with you is the best.
Best
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Forgiving is easy. Trusting again, not so much.
Bestfriends
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
Education
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The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest, the first to forget is the happiest.
Advice
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Experiment: testing the '9 lives' theory. First attempt: cat not moving after throwing it from the roof. Conclusion: theory is false
Attempt
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I couldn't find a place that sells honey. I guess it just wasn't meant to Bee.
Bee
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Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it.
Day
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I always make the wrong decisions so I have something to tweet about.
Always Make
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If you listen closely to your body while you're working out, you can hear the calories singing Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Body
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If opportunity had a twitter account, it's not going to be knocking on anyone's door anytime soon.
Account
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My therapist thinks I'm a drama queen. OMG! She totally hates me!
Drama
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Dear followers, I know that seeing my picture on your timeline makes your day so don't be selfish and make your followers' day too!
Day
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Some of you unfollowed me for being childish and now my tweets will be RTed on your timeline. HAHAHAHAHA!! *sticks tongue out*
Childish
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Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and went out. You're…
Asks
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We should definitely not catch up.
Catch
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There are two kinds of people in this world: 1)Those who don't believe in horoscopes 2)Morons
Believe
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Fat people are so full of themselves.
Fat
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No one is smart. We just have different levels of stupidity.
Different Levels
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Sunny Leone is the breast!
Breast
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Humans are just monkeys with feelings.
Feelings
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Call me whennever.
Call
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