Best Nikhil Saluja Sayings
- When crops aren't growing, farmers get migrains. Crops
- I don't know her but she's pretty so I already hate her - girl logic Already Hate
- I entered the twitter room, locked myself in and swallowed the key. Entered
- My biggest fear is being in a plane crash and not be able to tweet about it. Able
- I love rain. It gives me another reason to stay indoors. Another Reason
- When life pushes you down, take a nap. Down
- I don't believe in love at first sight but I do believe in judging at first sight. Belief
- When will it be acceptable to walk away from someone after they reach their 140 character limit? Acceptable
- Twitter should do something about the people who don't no how to spell. People
- I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do. Entertainment
- I don't want you to tell me to get a life. I want you to tell me how. Life
- Currently in the hospital. I 'slipped' and hit my head on the table when I knew we had to go through 200 pictures of the… Baby
- I wish thinking of a good tweet burned calories. Burned
- I start conversations with Hey, I'm fine and I'm sure you're too to save time. Conversations
- Ignorance is a no-know. Ignorance
- Sleeping all day is useless. You'll probably miss an opportunity to meet and hate someone new. All
- Text me once, shame on you; text me twice and I'm going to burn your house down and kill your family. Burn
- I don't delete tweets that don't get retweeted. I hug them and tell them they're just as special. Delete
- Got rejected for a job as a car salesman. Apparently A professional in fake laughing and bullshit wasn't what they were looking for. Apparently
- People wearing sunglasses in their avatar are serial killers and should be blocked. Avatar
- Million Dollar Idea: A cupcake that is 24 inches round and 6 inches thick. Cupcake
- Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you! means I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are. Avoid
- Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented the wheel. Butthole
- I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand. Brand
- Put vodka in your water bottle and now you're the smartest parent at the school play! Bottle
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