Cupcake Quotes

47 quotes by 35 authors

We do have a love fest [at home]. It's like, 'I'm making you a cupcake.' Then it's like, 'Well, I made you a cake.' And… — Dianna Agron
Im wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake ... a pink frothy blouse, low cut ... everything a little inappropriately girlie ... Pink,… — Jennifer Tilly
Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes. — Ray Toro
What can I say? I've never met a cupcake I didn't want to get to know better. — Jasinda Wilder
I am a cutter, you see. Also a snipper, a slicer, a carver, a jabber. I am a very special case. I have a purpose.… — Gillian Flynn
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. — Phyllis Diller
Sometimes I see really skinny girls. They may look great, but...they're not happy. Have a cupcake. — Kathy Wakile
I definitely gravitate towards things like vegetables, chicken, brown rice, but I don't deprive myself of anything. If I want a Sprinkles cupcake, I'm having… — Abigail Spencer
I'll never turn down a red velvet cupcake. — Shay Mitchell
America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. — Gloria Steinem
Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. — Janet Evanovich
About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and… — Janet Evanovich
Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over at him. All… — Janet Evanovich
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one… — Eric Carle
She was not good on the phone. She needed the face, the pattern of eyes, nose, trembling mouth... People talking were meant to look at… — Lorrie Moore
Oh no, if you really want to be wicked to him, nuke it first. (Geary) Yeah, but given his reaction to the cupcake, that might… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know," I told him,"if you don't know how to eat a cupcake, that's nothing to be ashamed of." Now he did smile. "I know… — Sarah Dessen
No! I donâ€™t want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone Iâ€™ll yack… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. — Brian P. Cleary

Who Wrote These Cupcake Quotes

35 authors contributed a total of 47 Cupcake Quotes, led by these top contributors: