Butthole Quotes
- A perfumed butthole is still a butthole. — Confucius
- You can delete me on Facebook, you can unfollow me on Twitter, you can delete my number, but you can never unlick my butthole. — Sylvia Plath
- Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented the wheel. — Nikhil Saluja
- Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand mirror, and he'll… — Nikhil Saluja
- 99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as soon as your… — Jenna Marbles