People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to… — Kevin Hearne Discovery Copy Share Image
“Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name.” ” — Kevin Hearne Bright side Copy Share Image
“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The… — Kevin Hearne Faces Copy Share Image
The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to… — Kevin Hearne American women Copy Share Image
“I wanted to say, “I’m the Doctor and this is my companion,” but I doubted Sophie was a fan of the long-running… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“In the pattern of the curdling cheese she divined the future, the complex patterns revealing truth to her far more clearly than… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands. — Kevin Hearne Curator Copy Share Image
“If Jeff wished to pursue the matter he'd have to leave his beer, and I felt intuitively that he would never do… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“How can I be assured the apple you bring me is Idunn's? Well, it'll be golden, for one thing, and after you… — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“It is by degrees of love that we wither or blossom—and I suspect that this holds true in both the giving and… — Kevin Hearne Giving and receiving Copy Share Image
“We saw Leif to the door and wished him farewell. Time to hit the hay for the last time in this old… — Kevin Hearne Last time Copy Share Image
“We should make a pit trap with spikes in the bottom. You make the pit and I’ll make the spikes.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the… — Kevin Hearne Battle Copy Share Image
“If you've got some hopelessly overmatched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a… — Kevin Hearne Fighting evil Copy Share Image
“You know how people are always threatenin' to shove this or that up someone's ass, but they never really do it? Well,… — Kevin Hearne Fallen angel Copy Share Image
“It's a coffee place. You can't just automatically classify anything that isn't a steak house as vegetarian. Yes, I can. This is… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“ What's silly is paying five bucks for hot milk and flavored syrup! But now I see what's really been going on… — Kevin Hearne Bad hair Copy Share Image
“He thought in silence before answering. “I don’t think loneliness is a thing that can be borne: it’s so heavy and crushing… — Kevin Hearne Loneliness Copy Share Image
“Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.” — Kevin Hearne Good humor Copy Share Image
“Witches and I generally don't get along. Druids look at the tapestry of nature and try to make sure the weave of… — Kevin Hearne Living things Copy Share Image
“Of course, I didn’t choose to fail. Failure is rarely a conscious decision and it’s often out of our control, determined by… — Kevin Hearne Failure Copy Share Image
