“That wasn't so bad. She said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin. What was it? That was a Rocky Mountain oyster,… — Kevin Hearne Rocky mountain Copy Share Image
“Cowardly? Bleh. Tell you what: Let’s debate the meaning of honor and see who lives longer. The” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Usually I try to suppress any emotions that savor of regret, because they are invariably aperitifs to a main course of depression,… — Kevin Hearne Depression Copy Share Image
“I am often reminded how a small fire underneath a vast sky can bind people together like nothing else. For all that… — Kevin Hearne Long time Copy Share Image
“ You're tell me those are gnomes pretending to be dwarfs pretending to be elves? Are you trying to play Six Degrees… — Kevin Hearne Bilbo Baggins Copy Share Image
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon — Kevin Hearne Dog Copy Share Image
“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'. — Kevin Hearne Changed Copy Share Image
“ Oberon said as we walked inside. You don’t offer werewolves treats if you want to keep all your appendages. They think… — Kevin Hearne Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“I think he got your goat, Atticus! And I've been meaning to ask you about the expression. When people get your goat,… — Kevin Hearne Oberon Copy Share Image
“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon." Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.” — Kevin Hearne Alliteration Copy Share Image
I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else.… — Kevin Hearne Behave Copy Share Image
“Lord Bacchus, can you hear me? Nod if you can hear me." Bacchus dropped his hands and nodded. "You have never killed… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is… — Kevin Hearne Body Copy Share Image
Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. — Kevin Hearne Achieve Copy Share Image
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the… — Kevin Hearne Chihuahua Copy Share Image
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She… — Kevin Hearne Accidents Copy Share Image
“Atticus makes gigantic mistakes at times. But there are also times like this one when he makes of his life a poem… — Kevin Hearne Failure Copy Share Image
“But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.” — Kevin Hearne Druid-sense Copy Share Image
“The plan was simple. Once on the Plain of Idavoll, we were going to follow the immortal strategy of Ebby Calvin “Nuke”… — Kevin Hearne Baseball Copy Share Image
“In Battle, as in charity, it is better to give than to receive.” — Kevin Hearne Druid-sense Copy Share Image
“An Druides be, thanne answere me: whos love in Eire is moste fyn and fre?" Herne "whether in bedde or in feeld… — Kevin Hearne Love Copy Share Image
“There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.” — Kevin Hearne Body work Copy Share Image
