“I gladly shucked off my wet, muddy jeans and put on the new pair. I noticed she hadn't bought me any underwear;… — Kevin Hearne Cowboy hat Copy Share Image
“That’s it,” Flanagan said, his thick hands gripping the bar and his eyes wide. “I’m getting back on the wagon and I’m… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has… — Kevin Hearne All time Copy Share Image
The widow’s eyebrows raised. “Ye’ve got all these nasty pooches to run around with and ye still might die?” “I’m going to… — Kevin Hearne Call me Copy Share Image
“Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. The… — Kevin Hearne Law and order Copy Share Image
“You will need to make an effort to appear a little less scruffy.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it camouflaged too, so that even… — Kevin Hearne Front door Copy Share Image
You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first? — Kevin Hearne Cat Copy Share Image
They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain… — Kevin Hearne Able Copy Share Image
He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into… — Kevin Hearne Chords Copy Share Image
“They may have been victims at one time, but what you have to focus on is what they are now.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than… — Kevin Hearne Ads Copy Share Image
“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.” — Kevin Hearne Friendship Copy Share Image
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely… — Kevin Hearne Infinite Copy Share Image
“I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the… — Kevin Hearne Badass Copy Share Image
“Flidais nods in approval. “Respect for life. Good.” I want to ask where her respect for life is, why she thinks it… — Kevin Hearne Life Copy Share Image
“Did you get me that movie about Genghis Khan? 'It's in the Netflix queue, but that's not the surprise. You don't need… — Kevin Hearne Front door Copy Share Image
“I think this man might actually possess supernatural powers. He makes people lose their minds and I’m sure some of them do… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“Other times escape our notice, slipping by while we are preoccupied, and we do not appreciate their enormity until it’s too late… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
“Morrigan visited me in my dreams. It tore me away from a nightmare where I was trying to teach high school science… — Kevin Hearne Dreams Copy Share Image
“Oberon perked up, "Awesome! I've never seen a base model elf before! But they come with bonus dudes?” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“When you're in the middle of a killing field and the fucking Chooser of the Slain tells you to do something, you… — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
