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- I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with… Bad
- But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. Day
- Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. Buy
- The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it… Body
- I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Fairly
- I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. Bad
- I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with… Die
- If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. Bath
- Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.' All
- I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you? Funny
- I found that being with happy positive people annoys me. Annoying
- People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! Alone
- I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out… All
- All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but… All
- Chinese people age overnight. Age
- Comedy's really subjective, you know. Comedy
- For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. Good
- I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester. Any
- I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. Bit
- I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Cave
- I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to… Challenged
- I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Any
- I've got loads of nieces and nephews. Got Loads
- I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. Changed
- I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. Awards
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