"I've never understood the 'things to do before……" — Karl Pilkington
"I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin."
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Karl Pilkington
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela,…
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Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try.
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We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you…
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I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die.
— Isaac Asimov
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I am Syrian, I was made in Syria, I have to live in Syria and die in Syria.
— Bashar al-Assad
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To save your world you asked this man to die; would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Some kinds of nails, such as those used for defending the soles of coarse shoes, called hobnails, require a particular…
— Charles Babbage
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When one by one our ties are torn, and friend from friend is snatched forlorn; when man is left alone…
— Anna Letitia Barbauld
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It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant, perhaps, the one is as…
— Francis Bacon
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You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can only decide how you're going to…
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When I die I want to go to Vogue.
— David Bailey
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Men die in despair, while spirits die in ecstasy.
— Honore de Balzac
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