"I'd rather live in a cave with a……" — Karl Pilkington
"I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave."
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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More Cave Quotes
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When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely.
— Margaret Atwood
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We would betray our values and play into our enemies' hands if we were to treat Muslims differently than anyone…
— Michael Bloomberg
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Truth is a demure lady, much too ladylike to knock you on your head and drag you to her cave.…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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You don't have to be a cave man to appreciate Lascaux.
— Walter Darby Bannard
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I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns…
— Colin McEnroe
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One extremely important purpose of emotions from an evolutionary perspective is to help us decide what to remember and what…
— Candace Pert
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The sun to me is dark And silent as the moon, When she deserts the night Hid in her vacant…
— John Milton
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
— Jack Handey
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Just as an octopus may have his den in some ocean cave, and come floating out a silent image of…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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The Paleolithic hunters who painted the unsurpassed animal murals on the ceiling of the cave at Altamira had only rudimentary…
— Eric Hoffer
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Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by…
— Rudyard Kipling
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
— Terry Pratchett
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