Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves. — Josh Billings Alike Copy Share Image
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. — Josh Billings Funny Copy Share Image
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome. — Josh Billings Beautiful Copy Share Image
A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone. — Josh Billings Enjoy Copy Share Image
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. — Josh Billings Anxious Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for. — Josh Billings Funny Copy Share Image
There is no passion of the human heart that promises so much and pays so little as revenge. — Josh Billings Heart Copy Share Image
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe… — Josh Billings Happiness Copy Share Image
There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun. — Josh Billings Doctor Copy Share Image
It is a great deal easier for a man to find a pedigree to fit his virtues than virtues to fit his… — Josh Billings Character Copy Share Image
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one… — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the… — Josh Billings Folks Copy Share Image
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just… — Josh Billings Be good Copy Share Image
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into. — Josh Billings Bait Copy Share Image
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE. — Josh Billings Ignorance Copy Share Image
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity. — Josh Billings Gravity Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. — Josh Billings Craves Copy Share Image
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words. — Josh Billings Care Copy Share Image
We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat. — Josh Billings Beats Copy Share Image
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. — Josh Billings Bigs Copy Share Image
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings Borrow Copy Share Image
There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles. — Josh Billings Fashion Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Conceit Copy Share Image
Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners. — Josh Billings Awake Copy Share Image
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is. — Josh Billings Disgrace Copy Share Image
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains. — Josh Billings Bowels Copy Share Image
One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can. — Josh Billings Doing your best Copy Share Image
“If there was no faith there would be no living in this world.” — Josh Billings Faith Copy Share Image
True valor is like honesty; it enters into all that a man sees and does. — Josh Billings Courage Copy Share Image
