It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient. — Josh Billings Difficult Copy Share Image
Common sense is an instinct given to man and enough of it is genius. Smartness is measured by the level of common… — Josh Billings Common Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. — Josh Billings Can't change Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves. — Josh Billings Knowledge Copy Share Image
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf… — Josh Billings Bread Copy Share Image
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains. — Josh Billings Bowels Copy Share Image
People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking. — Josh Billings Inspirational Copy Share Image
Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it. — Josh Billings Best time Copy Share Image
Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other. — Josh Billings Brows Copy Share Image
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. — Josh Billings Children Copy Share Image
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. — Josh Billings Forgiven Copy Share Image
As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the… — Josh Billings Cards Copy Share Image
If animals had reason, they would act just as ridiculous as we menfolks do. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. — Josh Billings Lost Copy Share Image
It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome. — Josh Billings Doctors Copy Share Image
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. — Josh Billings Money Copy Share Image
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich. — Josh Billings Deep thought Copy Share Image
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy… — Josh Billings Enjoy Copy Share Image
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. — Josh Billings Fun Copy Share Image
