What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton Birth Copy Share Image
The biggest killer to funny is hyper sensitivity to certain subject matter and Montreal is as guilty of that as L.A. or… — Jim Norton Funny Copy Share Image
Being a harsh, dirty comic, the last person on earth I ever expected to help my career was Jay Leno. I had… — Jim Norton Career Copy Share Image
The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then. — Jim Norton Information Copy Share Image
I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just… — Jim Norton Appreciate Copy Share Image
Every comic says things that are going to offend someone, so we all have to defend each other with this stuff. — Jim Norton Comic Copy Share Image
I don't really like Phil Robertson and I think his opinion about gay marriage is stupid. But in a country where we… — Jim Norton Communication Copy Share Image
Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You… — Jim Norton Agree Copy Share Image
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The… — Jim Norton Darkness Copy Share Image
Americans have always been inconsistent and kind of fake with outrage, but we've just slipped totally upside-down. — Jim Norton Always Copy Share Image
I've done 'Letterman' twice and he was friendly, he said hello as he was shaking your hand and in front of the… — Jim Norton Audience Copy Share Image
The more disgruntled the white people are, the happier they are to see me, that has to be it. I do really… — Jim Norton Aggressive Copy Share Image
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton Children Copy Share Image
It's really hard to truly want people who you hate to have the right to say whatever they want. And we all… — Jim Norton Hard Copy Share Image
I love Philly so much. I know that at any time, any place, a fight can break out. Those are great comedy… — Jim Norton Fans Copy Share Image
I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem. — Jim Norton Me Copy Share Image
I'd like to get my own TV show on, whether it's a talk show or a comedy, that I write. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
If I'm gonna make fun of Trump, I'm gonna tell you things that I've done that are similar. I like to tell… — Jim Norton Fun Copy Share Image
I think what's happening is that women are allowed to be funnier as we stop pretending that there are subjects that they… — Jim Norton Allowed Copy Share Image
I know I'm funny, and I like to be in front of people, and the fact that I'm good at that. It's… — Jim Norton Front Copy Share Image
Trevor Noah is a great, relevant young comic, and Comedy Central is smart to stand by him. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
You can't apologize for who you are on a stage, you can reveal who you are but don't apologize because that's begging… — Jim Norton Apologize Copy Share Image
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and… — Jim Norton Country Copy Share Image
