Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini. — Jim Norton Chef Copy Share Image
I'm afraid if I start to enjoy life, the rug will be yanked out from beneath me. — Jim Norton Afraid Copy Share Image
Well, audiences will laugh at a lot of things that comedians won't. — Jim Norton Comedians Copy Share Image
I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like. — Jim Norton Embarrassed Copy Share Image
I find when most people are offended, it's phony. It's an attention-seeking device. So I love to call them out on it… — Jim Norton Attention seeking Copy Share Image
I don't think any comedy is ever shocking. I don't buy that. That's just what people brand it, when someone is saying… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
I always wore a hat. They were gonna throw me out of high school because I wouldn't take my hat off. But… — Jim Norton Deep Copy Share Image
I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey. — Jim Norton Boston Copy Share Image
I got a GED when I was 21 and it doesn't mean anything to me now. I'm still a high school dropout… — Jim Norton Dropout Copy Share Image
For me, a good comedy town is filled with people on the verge of a riot. They need something to relieve the… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
You know, Americans think that they're such progessive and free thinkers, but we're as uptight as any other country when it comes… — Jim Norton America Copy Share Image
A lot of racism is paternalism. A lot of people hide their own racism because they treat blacks, minorities and other groups… — Jim Norton Better Copy Share Image
Apologies; our cultural obsession with them isn't about actually being offended, or simply needing to hear, “I'm sorry.” It's not really about… — Jim Norton Apologies Copy Share Image
I don't watch too much television because I want to write something, and you never want to be influenced by other things… — Jim Norton Depress Copy Share Image
Lenny Bruce did clean TV. You have to be able to do that, I think, to succeed because if you want to… — Jim Norton Dirty Copy Share Image
You just have to believe in what you're saying and be able to explain why you said it. There's nothing I say… — Jim Norton Believe Copy Share Image
You can't worry about saying something that will get you in trouble because the line changes so fast. If you try to… — Jim Norton Dumb Copy Share Image
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist! — Jim Norton Coincidence Copy Share Image
I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton Barbed wire Copy Share Image
Anything you can do that's self-destructive in Vegas, whatever that is, I do it. — Jim Norton Anything Copy Share Image
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades. — Jim Norton Clothes Copy Share Image
I get away with 10 times more on 'Leno' than I would on any other show. — Jim Norton Away Copy Share Image
