All major cities are the same. People have the same sensibilities and they get afraid of the same subjects, groaning at the… — Jim Norton Afraid Copy Share Image
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim? — Jim Norton Accents Copy Share Image
When it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I… — Jim Norton Feels Copy Share Image
Being 'edgy' is not just cursing. There are some things socially that are just not acceptable to make fun of. Anything with… — Jim Norton Anything Copy Share Image
Wherever I go, there is definitely my audience. I would say in some places there's more of them than others, but it's… — Jim Norton Building Copy Share Image
If I leave the mike in the stand, my hands absolutely move more. I'm not sure if it's a conscious thing. — Jim Norton Hands Copy Share Image
It's not a hard job, radio or standup, there are hard parts of it, sure. There are guys who do ten hours… — Jim Norton Construction Copy Share Image
I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great.… — Jim Norton Ends Copy Share Image
For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD. — Jim Norton Funny Copy Share Image
Realize that doing comedy is only going to make your depression worse. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
I have cowlicks, so my hair has always been a source of torture for me. — Jim Norton Always Copy Share Image
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton Baby Copy Share Image
I date but nothing really long term. I haven't had much luck. I probably haven't met the right woman. Most probably know… — Jim Norton Long Copy Share Image
I choose to believe that we are addicted to the rush of being offended, the idea of it, rather than believing we… — Jim Norton Abyss Copy Share Image
Google is not my friend. I've been way too open in my career. Google has killed any shot I have on the… — Jim Norton Career Copy Share Image
It's nice to have funny friends. I like watching my friends perform. — Jim Norton Friends Copy Share Image
Communicate and just be open with each other. Have an unpleasant talk once in a while so it does not turn into… — Jim Norton Communication Copy Share Image
