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J. B. Smoove

(1965) Comedian United States

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J. B. Smoove is a comedian from the United States, best known for The book of Leon.

Quick Facts About J. B. Smoove

Born: December 16, 1965
Nationality: United States
Profession: Comedian
Notable works: The book of Leon
Known for: Música

About J. B. Smoove

Jerry Angelo Brooks, known professionally as J. B. Smoove, is an American comedian, actor, and writer. After beginning his career in 1995 on Def Comedy Jam, he was a writer and performer on NBC's Saturday Night Live (2003–2006). He is best known for his starring roles on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm (2007–2024) and the CBS sitcom The Millers (2013–2015). He also portrayed a fictionalized version of himself on the BET improv-comedy reality television parody Real Husbands of Hollywood (2013–2016).

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by J. B. Smoove · Page 5

I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand…

Bits

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People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.

About

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I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

Jokes

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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

Believe

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You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your…

Chickens

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I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two…

Between

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My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just…

Being

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I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people…

Addicted

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Women put guys through tests all the time.

Guy

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I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

Black

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When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are…

Audience

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Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

Blame

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Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and…

Before

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I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

American

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It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

Always

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You can't take everything that is offered to you. I pass on a lot of stuff, because I truly believe that I…

Believe

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I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had…

Better

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Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is…

Any

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I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I always find a way to entertain myself because I truly…

Audience

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