Best Groucho Marx Sayings
- We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. Behind
- Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! Eye
- Africa is God's country, and He can have it. Africa
- Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. Bed
- Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but… Been
- Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid. Fast
- How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery? End
- I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there. Eat
- I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker. Ago
- I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure. Inch
- I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. Book
- I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. Hands
- If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay… Alimony
- If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the… Believe
- There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. Big
- When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. Dinner
- Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read. Every Time
- Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first. Answer
- If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. Comic
- Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to… Age
- Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I… Arms
- Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to… Beat
- The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters. Blotters
- She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. Afraid
- Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in… Any
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