"Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't……" — Groucho Marx
"Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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Vampires get the joy of flying around and living forever, werewolves get the joy of animal spirits. But zombies, they're…
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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
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Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be…
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Artificial intelligence is growing up fast, as are robots whose facial expressions can elicit empathy and make your mirror neurons…
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A society that does not correctly interpret and appreciate its past cannot understand its present fortunes and adversities and can…
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But I enjoyed getting sick, I didn't mind it at all. So in that short amount of time, I did…
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Those who spend too fast never grow rich.
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I've always been attracted to cars, and driving is a completely measurable experience: if you qualify last on the grid,…
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It's a question of spreading the available energy, aerobic and anaerobic, evenly over four minutes. If you run one part…
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Meat consumption is just as dangerous to public health as tobacco use... It's time we looked into holding the meat…
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