"When I invite a woman to dinner, I……" — Groucho Marx

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• A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
• Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do… — Walter Bagehot
• I saw some musicals at dinner theaters where I grew up. But I didn't go to a big theater to… — Amy Adams
• Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
• I'll find myself having dinner with people and someone will mention something and I will say I was in that… — Christian Bale
• I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat.… — Roseanne Barr
• You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally… — Scott Adams
• I would have loved to have met Marilyn Monroe and have dinner with her. — Juliette Binoche
• I am not into fashion. I just like being able to buy my mates dinner. — James Blunt
• Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not… — Erma Bombeck
• For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my… — Erma Bombeck
• With every job I've gotten, I've bought myself something. When 'Glee' was picked up, I rented a piano for the… — Dianna Agron

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