Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated. — Dov Davidoff Anticipation Copy Share Image
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Dating Copy Share Image
Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw… — Dov Davidoff Dating Copy Share Image
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself. — Dov Davidoff Dog Copy Share Image
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say. — Dov Davidoff Interest Copy Share Image
If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances. — Dov Davidoff Chance Copy Share Image
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence. — Dov Davidoff Confidence Copy Share Image
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint. — Dov Davidoff Disappoint Copy Share Image
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking. — Dov Davidoff Answers Copy Share Image
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport. — Dov Davidoff Airports Copy Share Image
I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again. — Dov Davidoff Appreciate Copy Share Image
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance. — Dov Davidoff Constitution Copy Share Image
Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing. — Dov Davidoff Attractive Copy Share Image
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one. — Dov Davidoff Class Copy Share Image
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny. — Dov Davidoff Comedy Copy Share Image
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie. — Dov Davidoff Cream Copy Share Image
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're… — Dov Davidoff Close friends Copy Share Image
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'? — Dov Davidoff Clubs Copy Share Image
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one. — Dov Davidoff Existence Copy Share Image
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping. — Dov Davidoff Awe Copy Share Image
We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour. — Dov Davidoff Car Copy Share Image
