The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for… — Dennis Miller Citizens Copy Share Image
Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final… — Dennis Miller Answers Copy Share Image
I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we… — Dennis Miller Bags Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days… — Dennis Miller Abu ghraib Copy Share Image
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the… — Dennis Miller Always Copy Share Image
If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children! — Dennis Miller Bigs Copy Share Image
I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a… — Dennis Miller Corn Copy Share Image
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